Today is Friday, September 10th, 2010
All this week, Melissa has been yelling at Güenther … ‘Stop licking my butt!’. He’s developed this habit of sniffing her behind, and then licking it. Today I finally owned up to the reason why. All this week, I have been putting a small bit of peanut butter on the back of her jeans, thereby encouraging the dog’s affinity for her backside. What a wonderfully simple prank! 
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Hi Jim,
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Thank you Jim. 
Gravity also works well. The only tough problem is telling the difference between forward motion and falling. 
Hey Melissa and Jim,
CONGRATULATIONS! I'm so happy for you two! I'll pray for a safe, and healthy pregnancy/baby! ... Crackers-dry saltines I guess after "I’m my most frequent visitor!’ (thanks dad for the support! (my own mom doesn’t even come here!) ... redeemed?
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You are an evil evil man.