Dry Irish Wit

January 7th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

is wit, without the whiskey.

i went to the local Publix today… and on my way through the checkout, the girl behind the counter gives me the total. i hunted for some change in my pockets for a second, and then said ‘Sorry, no change’. She says ‘No change?’ … and I said, ‘Well, I could have said, ‘no cents’, but that wouldn’t have really fit, because i’m actually a pretty smart guy.’ … she says, ‘No change is good.’… to which i replied… ‘you’re right… change is good, but that is based entirely on your perspective.’

she sorta looked at me the same way my dog does when i make a funny noise.

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One Response to “Dry Irish Wit”

  1. Pop Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    I get that look A LOT!

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